EXCLUSIVE EARLY ACCESS 

Deep in the frozen wilderness, a Cobra Snow Serpent has just infiltrated a remote bunker to retrieve stolen bio-fuel canisters—critical tech that could tip the balance of power. Armed with a radar-equipped briefcase and supported by a menacing Arctic B.A.T., the Snow Serpent believes the mission is under control.

But what he doesn’t know... is that G.I. Joe sniper Snow Job is already watching.

This silent-action G.I. Joe Classified Diorama tells the story of a covert pursuit through snow and ice as Snow Job tracks the Cobra agent across the Arctic terrain. The B.A.T. stands in his way. A brutal grenade blast slows his pursuit. But Snow Job isn't giving up. The tension builds as the Snow Serpent arms himself with a rocket launcher and prepares for extraction aboard a waiting Trouble Bubble. Will Snow Job recover the stolen briefcase in time—or will Cobra slip away with dangerous tech?

Featuring the Snow Job, Snow Serpent, and Arctic B.A.T. Classified figures in a cinematic-style display, this diorama is told entirely through visuals, sound effects, and atmosphere—no dialogue, just immersive storytelling.

✅ A full public release will drop next week on YouTube, including an on-camera segment with site updates, new merch info, and ways to connect.

Figures Featured:

🔹 Snow Job – skis, sniper rifle, gear pack, and more

🔹 Snow Serpent – wolf cloak, rocket launcher, and escape gear

🔹 Arctic B.A.T. – chainsaw arm and heavy-duty patrol mode 

Welcome to Chriss Tank HQ, your central hub for connecting with me and other Joe fans alike!

With the release of my latest video diorama on YouTube, The Snow Job and the Serpent, I'm launching my brand new website that'll serve as your one-stop-shop for Chriss Tank merchandise, membership benefits, and more!

So let's dig in to what you can expect here at chrisstank.com!

Merchandise

Right from the start, you can grab a Chriss Tank logo tee featuring the logo emblazoned across the chest and left sleeve and proudly support me wherever you go! The design is printed on an oxblood black shirt that matches the brand pretty well.

With each new release of a video diorama, I'll be designing a new tee shirt to go along with that video's spotlighted character. FIrst up is Snow Job! Each design will feature the Classified figures face/head with subtle markings of their accessory loadout in the background along with their respective Classified Number.

Let me know what characters you'd like to see spotlighted, in both video and shirt design form! I plan to grow out the offerings in the store over time with new artwork and possibly even members only designs or variations. Speaking of members only...

Memberships

Choose to become a member of the Tank Society (tentative working title) and you'll receive a number of benefits that's sure to grow in time.

Early Access

Just by signing up as a free member, you instantly gain access to see the next Chriss Tank video before it's released to the public! So if you happen to catch this article as soon as it's released, sign up and watch The Snow Job and the Serpent now before the public!

Now, let's take a look at the paid tiers.

Tank Trooper TIer - $1.99/m

Show your support for 2 bucks a month, and you'll get 5% OFF on all merch for the entirety of your membership.

Tank Driver TIer - $4.99/m

For the price of a Chalupa, you can gain access to bonus Chriss Tank content. I'll post unused clips, behind the scenes footage, and I''ve even got an alternate scene that I shot for the Snowjob video! Plus you're gonna bump up that discount to 10% OFF your merch orders.

Tank Tactician TIer - $9.99/m

As a Tactician, you're saying, "I'm all in and I want more"! ALong with the bonus content, treat yourself to 20% OFF your merch orders, and, most importantly, have your name shown, as a Tactician, in all its glory on all of my future videos.

This is just the beginning and I can't thank you enough for giving me any of your precious time. I'm looking forward to growing this community along side you all.

Don't just stand there, soldier! Go sign up!
~Chriss Tank