The Mercenary Tee
Every great universe needs a villain with flair, firepower, and questionable job benefits. In the Chriss Tank Cinematic Diorama Universe, this grizzled mercenary is known for three things: terrible poetry, surprisingly accurate marksmanship, and shooting Timber… which, uh… will turn out to be a very bad idea in the long-term.
This shirt honors the CTCDU’s most chaotic paid professional — the man who made “field hazard” a lifestyle. From launching surprise rocket ambushes to executing henchmen for bad news, he’s the contractor your enemies call when things already look grim.
And he always delivers.
Not emotionally. But in explosions.
Celebrate the universe’s favorite ballistic freelancer — the guy who learns absolutely nothing from being locked in a cell at the end of your latest diorama.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chriss Tank
- Email: contact@support.chrisstank.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Mercenary Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|