In the Chriss Tank Cinematic Diorama Universe, The General is the one soldier who refuses to stay captured, blown up, outnumbered, or out of coffee. He’s survived ambushes, cell blocks, rocket barrages, and one very big, very angry boxer with gloves — and he still manages to keep everyone else alive.

This shirt commemorates the moment he walked out of a fortified enemy base with bruises, busted ribs, and an attitude that basically said:
“It’ll take more than a mercenary poet with a metal arm to ruin my day.”

Whether he’s rallying the team, staring down danger, or shoving a 90-pound dumbbell into someone’s skull (medically speaking), The Commander remains the CTCDU’s unshakable field leader.

Wear this shirt when you want to project quiet authority, tactical calm, and the unspoken threat of:
“Don’t make me escape a prison cell again.”